Margaret Thatcher the Nut Cracker


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Margaret Thatcher the Nut Cracker

Just when you thought it was safe to drive past Downing Street, here comes Margaret Thatcher the Nut Cracker. Here’s the woman the world and her Cabinet knew and feared, the Iron Lady, ready to savage your brazils and crush your nuts. Complete in powder blue twinset and a nice perm, and in a pose you hoped never to see in your lifetime, she’s poised ready and willing to stifle the whimperings of any broken shells scattered about the place. Just the job for anyone considering making a nut casserole. She even arrives in her own little box decorated as Number Ten so you can cast your mind back and relive those times, and remember that she is no longer around the building to give anyone a good slapping.

A gift for anyone of whatever political hue, these Margaret Thatcher the Nut Crackers will add a good talking point to your dinner table and possibly start food fights. We take no responsibility for the food that may be thrown or the tone of your discussions, although we will point out that if things get too heated you can always grab her by the legs and bonk the troublemakers on the head. That should shut them up. After all, didn’t she suggest that where is strife, she could bring harmony? Well it’s one way of doing it.

Margaret Thatcher the Nut Cracker Information

  • The Margaret Thatcher the Nut Cracker lets you enjoy those yummy nuts without having to worry about the crunchy shell
  • She comes complete with number 10 comical gift packaging!
  • Maggie measures approx 200 mm x 95 mm x 35 mm
  • This makes the perfect novelty Christmas gift for nut lovers
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